The Bachelor

What happens when you throw 25 emotionally unstable women into one house, vying for the affection of one eligible, greasy haired wine maker?  And no, that is not Constantine.  You get a nut house.  Not only did one arrive on a horse and another brought her grandma for some brownie points, but it seems many of the contestants also packed their second personalities.  Enter Jenna.

She's a 27 year old blogger from New York who does Carrie Bradshaw-esque things such sitting in Central Park and writing about love, or lack there of.  I initially thought "hey, she seems okay.  I appreciate her use of neon colors and ombre hair."  But then things got not so cute when she freaked out for no reason over a near-lesbian interaction that didn't involve her.  She offered to share a tampon with the offending quasi-lesbian and then locked herself in the bathroom and cried.  I'm not sure if she didn't take her meds that day, drank entirely too much or a combination of both, but in the second episode she was at it again and pulled some dramatic crying in bed.  Ben decided she cray and sent her and both her personalities packing to NYC to blog all about it.

The next crazy up is Blakeley.  If you Google her, all kinds of slut-tastic pictures will come up, so be aware.  Apparently, in a previous life she was a Hooters calendar girl (Ben said these are smart girls!) and Maxim Hot 100 contestant.  Now she's a professional VIP cocktail waitress, as if these three things are not synonymous.  Does the VIP stand for some type of extra degree?

Anyways, she goes straight for the kill and makes out with Ben in the pool.  Everyone is jealous and hates her.  She realizes this then cries in a corner.

The two that went home tonight are Crazy #1 (Jenna) and the girl no one saw (Shawn).  That leaves a lot of drunk girls and awkward situations to be had in the coming Mondays.  I have a feeling more drama from the quasi-lesbian, aka the "Dental Consultant" (wtf does that even mean??) is heading our way and I'm pumped.  I foresee lots of crying.  At this point, I'd have to say my favorite is Kasie B, but I'm afraid she's going to be struck with the first one-on-one date curse.

Any guesses on who will win Ben's heart?